Rich, fragrant, and packed with real vanilla bean specks, this homemade vanilla paste is your secret weapon for next-level baking. Made with love (and whole vanilla beans), it delivers bold flavor without the hassle of scraping pods. Perfect for cakes, cookies, frostings — or anything that needs a little vanilla glow-up. A spoonful of this, and you’ll never look at extract the same way again. Sold in 4 oz jars.

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Welcome to Calculated Sweets! I'm Sam, a high school math teacher by day and a baking enthusiast by...well, all of the time. When I'm not solving equations or grading papers, I'm whipping up cupcakes, cakes, and all things sweet. I live in Torrington, Connecticut with my husband Nick, our two lovable dogs, Evie and Pongo, and our very opinionated cat, Nibbler. In my downtime, you'll find me curled up with a good book, journaling, binging the latest Netflix must-watch, or totally immersed in a video game - unless I'm horizontal on the couch, which is my true form. My love for precision in math meets creativity in the kitchen, making every treat a perfect blend of science and sweetness. Thanks for stopping by - I hope my desserts add a little calculated joy to your day!

Homemade Vanilla Paste

Keeping it classic! Choose vanilla or chocolate cake topped with smooth vanilla bean buttercream and your favorite sprinkle color. Simple, sweet, and perfect for when you just want the good stuff — no frills, all flavor.

Simple Cupcakes

Ready to bring your dream cake to life? Use this form to tell me all about your celebration, theme, flavors, and design ideas. The more details, the better! I’ll follow up to confirm your order and make sure every slice is exactly what you’re hoping for.

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Welcome to Mommy Salami Charcuterie ! I'm Megan, proudly serving customers in the Torrington area. Thanks for stopping by! Please don't hesitate to reach out if you have any questions and be sure to subscribe to my email list for discounts and shop updates. Thank you for supporting Mommy Salami Charcuterie ! 

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Everything you love about a gourmet cupcake — plus a sweet surprise inside! Pick your filling and get ready for that extra wow with every bite. It’s like a cupcake with a secret (a really tasty one).

Gourmet Filled Cupcakes

Cake, frosting, chocolate — all in one perfect bite! These hand-dipped cake pops are deliciously moist, coated in chocolate or candy melts, and decorated to match your theme. Perfect for parties, gifts, or anytime you want a little treat that’s big on flavor.

Cake Pops

Small but mighty (and dangerously delicious)! Whether you’re going for classy, quirky, or completely out there, I’ll bake cupcakes that match your flavor and flair. Pick your colors, theme, and any cupcake dreams you’ve got — I’ll handle the sweet stuff. Just don’t blame me when they vanish in five minutes.

Gourmet Cupcakes

Sometimes you just want a giant cookie — I totally get it. Whether you're celebrating with a cookie cake or keeping it classic with chocolate chip cookies, these sweet treats are baked fresh and decorated just the way you like. Available in a variety of sizes and designs, perfect for birthdays, parties, or just because. Warning: may cause sudden cookie cravings. All cookies/cookie cake variations can be made gluten-free upon request.

Cookies & Cookie Cakes

Summer is SWEET Promotion

Corey Simons is the creative force behind Kaylan's Kitchen, a from-scratch bakery/bistro with an attached gift shop featuring local Connecticut vendors. Named after Corey's daughter, Kaylan, this local artisan offers a delightful selection of baked goods and savory dishes that are sure to please. Recent social media posts showcase Corey's talent, including a super adorable cupcake cake and a mouthwatering cream of mushroom soup. In addition, Corey is running a contest to find a phenomenal and unique breakfast sandwich or wrap, with the winner having their creation added to the rotating specials menu and named after them. With Corey's passion for creating delectable treats, Kaylan's Kitchen is a must-visit destination for food lovers in Torrington and beyond.


Welcome to Mommy Salami Charcuterie ! I'm Megan, proudly serving customers in the Torrington area. Thanks for stopping by! Please don't hesitate to reach out if you have any questions and be sure to subscribe to my email list for discounts and shop updates. Thank you for supporting Mommy Salami Charcuterie !

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Welcome to Calculated Sweets! I'm Sam, a high school math teacher by day and a baking enthusiast by...well, all of the time. When I'm not solving equations or grading papers, I'm whipping up cupcakes, cakes, and all things sweet. I live in Torrington, Connecticut with my husband Nick, our two lovable dogs, Evie and Pongo, and our very opinionated cat, Nibbler.In my downtime, you'll find me curled up with a good book, journaling, binging the latest Netflix must-watch, or totally immersed in a video game - unless I'm horizontal on the couch, which is my true form. My love for precision in math meets creativity in the kitchen, making every treat a perfect blend of science and sweetness. Thanks for stopping by - I hope my desserts add a little calculated joy to your day!

Calculated Sweets | Torrington, CT

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At Calculated Sweets, I believe that every child deserves to feel special on their birthday. That’s why I volunteer with Cake4Kids, a nonprofit that provides homemade birthday cakes and sweet treats to children and teens in foster care, shelters, and low-income families. Through this program, I have the privilege of using my baking skills to bring joy to those who might not otherwise have a celebration. It’s a small way to make a big impact, one cake at a time!

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